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Ups And Downs

2008-10-09T02:13:36Z

DOWN: My 401k by 20%
UP: Stress at work thanks to nervous crabby twits who over-react to everything they read or hear without actually trying to understand anything.
DOWN: McCain's polling numbers - YES!
UP: My middle finger at the world
DOWN: My tolerance for intolerant people I'm about to tell to STFU.
UP: The cost of a fifth of Crown Royal, but then some things are worth paying for
DOWN: My eye lids because I'm sleepy - Peace out

McCain And Palin Are Not Mavericks

2008-10-04T23:01:13Z

Mavericks are old outdated untrustworthy relics that don't fit in with Modern times.

Wait....I guess I would call them mavericks

I'm Sorry I Ever Bitched About All The Election Coverage

2008-10-01T01:14:59Z

Some lawmakers needs to grow a spine. The lack of leadership by lawmakers who are thinking more about their upcoming elections is glaringly evident and ridiculous. Our elected officials need to be reminded that they need to serve the people. A bailout package is not perfect, it should not have gotten this far and it runs counter to the true and technical definition of capitalism. But if it does not happen everyone loses. Like a spoiled child, the economy which is a huge part of a global economy, needs to be corrected.

Another Day At The Office

2008-09-26T19:37:33Z

So there we are, coworkers all sitting in our morning pre-opening meeting, getting ready to take on another day. Then she crosses her legs, and there it was. Like a hanging chad, this piece of mushed up poo just slowly detaches itself from the shoe and drops to the floor in a moist gooey brown clump. One person watching it happen blurted out that there was now dog poo involved in our meeting and suddenly everyone was checking their shoes. One other person, not me luckily, found themselves to have poopy shoe bottoms upon realizing that wherever this person walked in our fully carpeted office, was remnants of her dog's morning constitutional. So my day started literally dealing with poo and we hadn't even opened yet. And frankly it hasn't gotten much better from that point. TGIF.

I wonder if she thought about her car floor mats while she was cleaning various parts of the office?

Current Mood

2008-09-24T02:15:52Z

Kind of bummed, lots on on my mind. Life is challenging. How does one just forget about everything for a little bit? Must find happy place.

In Obvious News

2008-09-24T01:59:27Z

Clay Aiken said in an interview with People that he is indeed gay. Mr. Butch himself, who would have thunk it?

Reason # 1,119 Not To Vote Republican

2008-09-16T03:12:52Z

According to friends of Satan, I mean Sarah Palin in an interview for ABC, she does not like cats. So there you go. A vote for McCain/Palin is a vote against kitties.

What I learned

2008-09-16T02:24:24Z

...from the fabulous dinner party and game night at Alison and Paul's house yesterday.

The only edition of Trivial Pursuit I should be playing is the kindergarten edition.

Tittyflicks

2008-09-13T21:17:32Z

Last night Paul and I went to see a stage production of The Rocky Horror Show. Put on by The Rage of the Stage Players at the Brew House, it was hilarious and very entertaining. It was really cool and lots of fun. There was live music and audience interaction by the cast. And me sitting in an aisle seat was a prime target for a particular cast member whose job it was to interact with the audience before the show started. WIthout going into too much detail so you can use your imagination, "Quincy" was a hyper guy in a cowboy hat whose favorite word was "tittyflicks" (which is now my new favorite word) and he liked to rub my head. Maybe I'm good luck, I don't know.

Let Loose Already

2008-09-11T02:14:21Z

Sarah Palin has been given a pass by the Obama campaign and the press:
Troopergate
The "bridge to nowhere" lie and flip flop.
Not giving real interviews

For craps sake, you know Karl Rove and his minions are working hard to do another round of swiftboat type attacks so the Dems need to start bringing the fight. Speak up instead of being on the defensive.

Registered Democats And Dogs

2008-09-11T02:06:07Z

Finnigan is very excited about Obama

"I like ike" "What? oh ok, Go Obama"

Lazy Weekend

2008-09-08T01:44:37Z

Had to work Saturday, did some biking, had dinner with Alison and Paul, got Dairy Queen and that's about it. Kind of boring but I like boring. Boring can be good. Boring can be relaxing. However Jeff, in a crazy fit of non boring energy, went to the Pitt football game. He still needs some help in being a slacker.

Zzzzzz

2008-09-05T04:07:14Z

McCain looked so uneasy and just plain stiff during his speech. No charisma at all. It was also the one time high-def channels are not the best choice -- yikes!

Fancy Seeing You Here

2008-09-05T04:01:45Z

Tonight I went to my monthly networking/social event held downtown at a gay establishment. And I bumped into a coworker who was sitting at the bar with a "friend." You just never know....

Suckage

2008-09-04T03:08:45Z

People that suck-diddly-uck this week:

Bush, the worst asshat coke-whore fucktard of a president of all time, is still invoking 9-11. In his speech to the Republican convention he questioned the the leadership of Obama in a "post 9-11" world. Yeah like Obama is going to invite terrorists over for a beer. Given the chance a Dem president may actually catch the terrorists, but hey it's only been seven years.

Then we have....
John McCain, who says to lay off the questions about Sarah Palin's background? Ex-squeez me? Really? We are talking about the VP candidate, someone who in this case would literally be a failing heartbeat away from being Commander in Chief. So sorry Grandpa, choosing a right wing gun nut, grandma to be, who lacks experience is going to stir a question or two.
Then there is just another nut that won't go away...
Joe Lieberman is just a bitter, cranky, pissed off at the world for losing elections, egotistical blowhard. Is he a Democrat, Republican, or independant? Who knows? But he needs to stop claiming to be a Democrat then stumping for the GOP. Or better yet, just go away!

How much longer is the election crap going on?

Things that suck...
Those 100 calorie packs of anything. Seriously I have more stuck between my teeth than the amount you get in these packs. I know that was pretty random but a tiny pack of 100 calorie cheez-its was a big part of my day today.