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Working for a cheap corporation, we drones are only allowed the cheapest and thinnest pens that third world factories can make. And since I sign my name one thusand seven hundred and twenty two times a day, I like to have a nice pen. Luckily we have clients that give us their company pens, which are actually pretty nice, thick and colorful. However I learned today that one must pay attention to what these pens are advertising. As I'm sitting at my desk with two little old ladies, one I'm pretty sure a civil war widow, who are forking over a couple hundred thousand dollars I realize I am filling out their paperwork with a big blue Viagra pen. And later upon doing an inspection of other pens in the office I notice several different drug industry pens.

So it's a toss up, having nice pens to write with or have Ethel and Martha think I have erectile or explosive diarreha issues. Eh, whatever I like having a nice pen.