Parusing The Headlines At Work
Boob Guru:
A story in the Washington Post today described a lady who helps nursing mothers, the "Breast Whisperer," who charges $85 for an office visit and $150 for a house call. There was so many boob/lactation/nipple/expensive milk jokes going through my head that I had to go back to doing actual work to re-focus.
Speaking of Boobs:
Prez Bush has apologized to Iraq because a US soldier used a Korran for target practice and promised prosecution of that soldier. Now maybe that was insensitive but perhaps we can give the guys gettibng shot at and bombed by Iraqis on a daily basis a break on this one. And even though the Iraqi "government" calls this a grievous crime, perhaps we can remind our cluelss and perspectiveless war mongering chief that American flags and effigies are regularly burned by the people doing the shooting and bombing so maybe just send some substitute targets over and let this one pass.
Boobs with guns:
Gun owners are complaining of rising ammo costs. That's just a darn tootin shame. Police agencies can bitch, but guntards who complain of being on a limited budget need to worry less about buying ammo and more about buying food for their families. You can kill someone with one bullet so just aim better and conserve.
Boobs with Satellites:
The AP ran a story saying that Consumers are happy with cable providers. Now come the F-bomb on, what universe are they living in? Did they only poll cable executives? I have never had more frustrating experiences then with the lobotimized clueless morons that run and work at the cable company. And I also include the brainless twits at the phone company too. If I didn't need my regular doses of mind numbing reality trash shows and The Office, I would wouldn't put up with it all.