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At my job an African American gets invited (and paraded as he describes it) to various "diversity" events by the big wigs. Another coworker gets the same type of invites because of her religion. And while they may not like it too much, it is an opportunity for them to have face time and recognition from our "leaders." And here I sit in all my caucasian-ness with no religious interests. Well I'm just gonna start my own club, some kind of sarcastic bastard type organization. Except I would probably be the only member because I would just mock anyone wanting to join.

Where do I get my bailout by the Fed? How F'd up are the financial markets in this country? It seems that my balanced portfolio of dreams, penny jar, and lottery tickets once again proves to be the prudent strategy.