Fucked Up News...
...And the fucked up fucks who create it....
So the Govenor of New York has been caught hiring high priced hookers. Knocked off his high horse, he is "sorry" and most likely will have to resign. What is with politicians? Hookers, adultery, bathroom stalls, teenage pages, etc. I mean holy bajebus, how can people be so unbelievably stupid. Is it ego, power trips, a sense of untouchability? Probably a combination of all. Ironically these are usually people telling the rest of us how to act and live.
An Oklahoma lawmaker is warning her constituents that gays are taking over and have become more dangerous to the American way of life than terrorists. Rep. Sally Kern, an obvioulsy bright woman with no mental issues of her own other than a minor case of Bitchitis, says "The homosexual agenda is destroying the nation." Now this terrorist missed the last Homo meeting but I got a copy of the agenda, and plans for destroying the nation was actually tabled until a future meeting as everyone needed to get home for the Project Runway finale. So clearly this yapping yenta knows not what she speaks about. But what makes her a candidate for stupid-tard of the year is that she claimed that she did not know her hate speech, that she was making in a planned public speaking engagment, was being recorded. Perhaps she can ride the short bus all the way to Hell.
A Hillary and Obama ticket is being brought up more and more. Unfortunetly it's by pundits and not by the candidates. It would be a dream team. There would be some jealously over who looks better in a suit, Obama has the slender hips but Hillary works the blazer in true presidential style. But that shouldn't get in the way of running the nation, there are more important issues after all, like coming up with super weapons in the fight to get rid of gay terrorists.

Comments
I don't want to see a Hillary Obama Ticket. I want new blood brought into the mix one the candidate has been decided on.
Posted by: dantallion | March 12, 2008 06:13 PM
You make me laugh so hard-love how you write! Gracie
Posted by: Gracie | March 13, 2008 10:36 PM