Pontificate This
So the Vatican has now come out with the "10 commandments for drivers." Puhleeeze.
Yeeeaaahhh
Since you are already want to be in my bedroom and in schools, I'm gonna need to you to go ahead stay out of my car. Seriously, even Jesus would get a wee bit of cloud rage at some of the holy spirits out there behind the wheel, ok. So if you could go ahead and just stick to judging others, that would be great. Thaaanks.
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I went to a catholic grammar school and Father P. taught us religion. He told us that the 11th Commandment was
Thou shalt not park in Father P's parking space.
We believed him just as the rest of the parish did. NO ONE parked in his spot.
This is much more logical than what BXVI says. Obviously, since he lives in Rome, he's driven in Rome. Talk about a death wish!
Posted by: Mike | June 20, 2007 09:30 PM
That's right. Priests and Nuns should be teaching us how to drive. It says so in Leviticus, no?
Posted by: dantallion | June 21, 2007 09:26 AM
Don't worry Brent, the Vatican gave up on you a long time ago, they dnn't care how you drive. :)
Posted by: Paul | June 21, 2007 10:38 PM
Words I live by...
Thou shalt not eat a breakfast burrito while driving to work.
Posted by: Lil | June 21, 2007 10:52 PM
Thou shalt honor the inventor of the turn signal.
Posted by: jester | June 22, 2007 04:57 AM
Thou shalt pull over when feeling sleepy..
Posted by: Laurie | June 22, 2007 08:21 AM
Thou shalt pull over when feeling sleepy..
Posted by: Laurie | June 22, 2007 08:21 AM
Thou shalt not wait until the last mili-second to merge in when two lanes are going down to one in construction.
Posted by: paige | June 23, 2007 12:53 PM