Man is sent to the store to buy tampons for his wife. He sheepishly asks the clerk where he can find tampax. The clerk thinks he says thumbtacks and says "Do you want the kind you can push in with your finger or the kind you need a hammer for"?
At this moment there is a homeless woman walking around Pittsburgh using an off brand, eco-friendly, chemical free tampon that's just not doing the job. She will be looking for the nearest ATM to make her nasty deposit. Beware.
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Ok, now you have to tell the story. My mind is picturing that you found something gross in the ATM.
Posted by: paige | March 7, 2007 09:28 PM
Man is sent to the store to buy tampons for his wife. He sheepishly asks the clerk where he can find tampax. The clerk thinks he says thumbtacks and says "Do you want the kind you can push in with your finger or the kind you need a hammer for"?
Posted by: Lil | March 8, 2007 06:30 AM
Ouch
Posted by: Brent | March 8, 2007 09:52 PM
When I worked at the library someone puked in the book drop...which made me think of the ATM thing.
Posted by: paige | March 9, 2007 06:37 PM
No surprises in the ATM. Although I will think of that every week when I go in to balance it out -- thanks.
Posted by: Brent | March 9, 2007 11:46 PM
At this moment there is a homeless woman walking around Pittsburgh using an off brand, eco-friendly, chemical free tampon that's just not doing the job. She will be looking for the nearest ATM to make her nasty deposit. Beware.
Posted by: Lil | March 10, 2007 06:36 AM
That's it, I'm shutting the cards down of all the females in Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Brent | March 10, 2007 10:09 AM