He Left It Off His Resume
BAGHDAD (CNN) -- A man sentenced to death in Kuwait for the 1983 bombings of the U.S. and French embassies now sits in Iraq's parliament as a member of Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki's ruling coalition, according to U.S. military intelligence,
Jamal Jafaar Mohammed's seat in parliament gives him immunity from prosecution, but Washington now says he supports Shiite insurgents and acts as an Iranian agent in Iraq.......
OK now, even I had to go through a background check for my job and it doesnt say "member of Parliament" on my business cards. He probably does consulting for Halliburton too.
Another interesting item I came across today...
DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."
Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.....
Ummmm Yeeeeaaaahhhh. As much as I don't like you on my team You are soooooo gay. Pray all you want, god knows your gay. After all he made you that way. Now go home and tell the missus you only need her for a tax deduction.