Observations from a coffee shop
Large women should not wear sweat pants with glittery letters that spell out "Tight End" across their ginormous ass.
Pomegranate and Mango Smoothie looks tatsty in the picture, but in reality I just paid $4 for something that tastes like feet.
Is walking to my car in the rain to plug the parking meter worth it, or should I risk a $11 ticket?
One guy just had a cell phone ring tone that is music of impending doom -- "Dum Da Dum Dum Duuummmm." I wonder which person in his life that is set to ring for.
I would like to buy the CD they are playing, but I know I will not like it as much at home. It must be the atmospohere or acoustics that make it sound better here.