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So Friday I turn my computer on and my browser automatically opens which it usually does not do, and I get a message that outgoing emails are preparing to be sent all without me touching a key or clicking a mouse. CRAP. So it takes me half a nano-second to rip the cable cord from the back of my computer thus disconnecting the internet connection. Being the technical genius that I am I start trying to investigate figuring it must be something like mis-alligned coils in the flux capacitor, but my computer is no longer interested in taking any kind of command from me. DOUBLE CRAP.

I'm back online now after being invaded by several stealthy invaders making themselves at home. Much like the uninvited guests at a party, I don't know where they came from and the ease at which they made themselves at home on my hard drive just really pissed me off. Believe me, "crap" was not the harshest word I used.

Thankfully Paul came to the rescue and spent several hours evicting the electronic A-Holes from my computer as well as adding further protection against future squatters, and now it is functioning better than ever. I'm very relieved and grateful because the last thing I needed was to have to spend big bucks fixing or replacing my computer.