My ice cream is melting
Dear stupid moron jackass idiot who's dumber than dirt for not being able to get yourself through the self checkout at the grocery store,
There are some of us in line who actually have a whole brain and are not clueless about scanning, bagging, and swiping a debit card. So if you and your teeny tiny little cro magnon brain that just cannot handle sliding, putting items in a bag, and paying for them without your eyes glossing over and going into an upright coma could please use the lines where the rocket scientists in the aprons will do all that for you, I would really appreciate it.
Signed,
Your fellow shopper with the can of soup that's about to be thrown at your head
Comments
Wow-you have got some serious anger going. You could be describing me-I have a lot of positive attributes but going through U-scan lines is not one of them and I still am pretty smart and nice. Chill....
Posted by: Grace | March 5, 2006 07:21 PM
I am sure you are nothing like the clueless people at the local Giant Eagle and just because I want to throw some people through a window into the middle of a busy intersection does not mean I need to chill. I just think U scan should be for people who can be efficient in their checking-out, especially in the eight items or less lines. The standard check out lanes are still there for people who are unaware of the huge lines behind them.
Posted by: Brent | March 6, 2006 09:34 PM
Thanks for the interesting article, can I ask where you get your information from?
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