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Waiting

Random thoughts while waiting to be picked up for movie night.

I cut my tongue on a Krunchers potato chip today. Those things are hard. It was a major slice too, big bloody napkin and all. My coworkers did not believe it was a chip, but it was. I should go back to Panera and stick my tongue out at the manager, maybe I can get a free lunch.

I wonder just how big of an incompetent fuckwad you have top be to work at the Pennsylvania DMV. I mean seriously, is there a test given at hiring that determines how big a dolt you are and those people are given the job of handling phone inquiries? I am sick of being in phone hell whenever I call a so called customer helpline.

It is 68 degrees today. This is ridiculous. We are supposed to be buried in fun white snow by now. I will have to kick my snow dance a notch. BAM.

Work has been getting busier, it is good though. The day goes by faster.


Comments

I bet you picked up a bag of the Ginsu Krunchers by mistake. A sharp cut with salt rubbed in at the same time. Owwwww

Ironically, I almost did not get chips opting for teh other choice of sides but changed to chips at the last minute. I am sticking to Cheetos from now on. They stick in your teeth longer so you have some for later.

I wonder what Kruncher's would say if you called their comment line. :) You might get a free bag...and then you could give it to an enemy.

It could become a more humane death penalty. Death by potato chip.

I am so happy to read this entry-I was very worried about you with all the suzie sunshine attitude in the yadda, yadda, yadda one-I thought the fever was back but the kitty picture and the *wad comment have relieved me :) Miss you!!

I'm anonymous-don't know how that happened-computers.....

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