I hate it when ...
Using a drinking fountain outside a restroom, the water pressure fluctuates at the same time you hear a toilet flushing.
You are at your desk trying to do work and someone who just wants to shoot the breeze sits down uninvited and expects your attention. Umm hello, you can have some of my work to do if you do not have enough.
I cut my finger nails too short and it hurts for three days.
The idiot driver in front of you is day dreaming, yapping on a cell phone, or counting the beads they have hanging for flashing their breasts at Mardi Gras, letting precious time go by and making me get stuck through another light cycle at Pittsburgh's infamous five light, five road intersections. Hey shit-for-brains, you're driving. Pay attention or stay home.
My paycheck is spent before I get it.
Loudmouth idiots are given time on news shows to spew their lunacy.
You have a booger that won't come out when you blow your nose. You can feel it in there, it just doesn't come out. Do you live with it or do you mine for gold?
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Just remember, it's ok if the water pressure goes down when someone flushes the toilet. The problem is when it increases.
Not too many places run separate supply lines to the water fountains and toilets.
Which means, feel free to drink straight from the tank of your toilet, it's the same water that's coming from your water fountain.
Posted by: Greg | January 23, 2006 06:27 PM
You first.
Posted by: Brent | January 23, 2006 06:40 PM
Girls don't get boogers or gas or B.O. We are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Posted by: Lil | January 24, 2006 06:50 PM
ditto....
Posted by: Pam | January 24, 2006 07:43 PM
Go for the gold. You know you have to. Hey it's Olympic time.....
Posted by: Fletch | February 4, 2006 04:43 PM