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Top Ten List

Lettermen's top ten list of things that sound dirty at the office but really are not:

10. I need to whip it out by 5:00

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

5. Hmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish!

3. It's an entry level position

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair... I do all the work and he just sits there.

Comments

This isn't really what I was hoping for

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